Hmm.... I'm sure mine won't be as bad as others, but I'll share anyway :-)
I do waxing in Salem, well, I offer other services as well but waxing is what I do the most of by far.
So far I've had:
-a client break furniture and not mention it to me. There was glass everywhere!
-a male client ask specifically for Boy George eyebrows, but kept talking about how manly he was (if you want fabulous eyebrows, I have no problem giving you fabulous eyebrows LOL)
-a client not show up to their appointment and when I called it was obvious they where under the influence of something
-continuously ask me to do a service I don't offer
-another client bailed 3x in a row (no longer a client lol)
-someone sent me a picture of themselves asking how I can shape their crotch hair.....